Women Are Hard To Please
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> > The problems with Girlz:
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> > If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
> > If u Don't , she says u are PROUD .
> > If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE her;
> > If u Don't , she says u are from VILLAGE .
> > If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN ;
> > If u keep QUIET , she says u have no BRAINS .
> > If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE ;
> > If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT .
> > If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
> > If u Love her! , she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> > If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love her;
> > If u do !! she says u are CHEAP.
> > If u tell her your PROBLEM , she says u are TROUBLESOME ;
> > If u don't , she says that u don't TRUST her.
> > If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNY to her;
> > If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
> > If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
> > If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
> > If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
> > If she SmOKES , she is GENTLELADY ...
> > If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK
> > If she does WELL , it's BRAINS ...
> > If u HURT her, u are CRUEL ;
> > If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
> > & sooo hard to please !!!!!
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> > If u send this to girlz, they will swear that it's not true.......
> > but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
> > The moral of the story is.......
$$DOnt KnOw...?!!^&*